RULES

BY GIVING BREATH TO THIS REALM, I AGREE TO LIVE BY ITS LAWS AND UNDERSTAND THAT NOT UPHOLDING THE ORDER WILL CAUSE ME TO SUFFOCATE, AS THE CUTTERS OF TREES.

THE LAWS
  1. I WILL NOT DIRTY MY FATHER AND MOTHER.
  2. I WILL NOT UPLOAD, POST, DISCUSS, REQUEST, OR LINK TO ANYTHING THAT VIOLATES OCCUPATIONAL GOVERNMENT'S LAW.
  3. I WILL NOT POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
    1. A. FLUFFY THINGS AS MAN;
    2. B. HARD THINGS AS WOMAN;
    3. C. SPLITEE DEATH.
  4. I WILL NOT POST OR REQUEST THINGS DEAREST TO TIMID ANIMALS ("DOX").
  5. I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT BY THE CAT IF I SEE MYSELF AS A RAT.
  6. I WILL NOT HAIL SPLITEES TO BE UNSPLITEED.
  7. I WILL NOT BE A SPLITEE SPAMMER OF ANY ANTI-KIND.
  8. I WILL NOT SUFFOCATE THE BREATHING KIND AND ITS CHILDREN.
  9. I WILL NOT UPLOAD MEDIA CONTAINING EMBEDDED MEDIA HARMFUL TO THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER.
BEWARE

THE CHILDREN OF THE AXIS OF THE NEW WORLD WILL CRUSH ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT WANT TO BELONG. THE SPLITEES HAVE NOWHERE TO ᚱ.